Category: First course

  • Who Will Buy My Sound of Silence?

    How much was my not-so-new iPod Nano worth as a loaner on the three-hour flight from Dallas to Fort Lauderdale tonight? Depends. The woman in the row in front of me would certainly have paid me nothing. She had her own noise-cancelling earphones and a fully charged laptop with games galore loaded on it. She…

  • Dog Days

    My dog makes me have to go home to walk her after a night out. This means my nights out are now necessarily more tame than they used to be. My dog equally loves her crate and her bed, and she knows that the bed is for when I am home with her and that…

  • Random Opportunity to Practice

    “OH MY GOD!” squealed the tanned, buxom woman with the blondish hair falling haphazardly from its sparkly clip. “Is that really you? OH MY GOD, it is SO GOOD to see you!” With that pronouncement, the woman draped herself around my date, all the while continuing to smile and laugh and coo some more about…

  • A Palmetto Bug Comes Calling

    I am terrified of cockroaches. Terrified. I have broken leases and moved because of the dreaded things. Of course, that was a thousand years and 25 lifetimes ago when I was a very young single girl fresh out of college. Now, I am an older single girl, but they still make me want to be…

  • Doing the Unthinkable

    It’s bad enough that I took Rouletta on a dinner date to an outdoor cafe, right? Would you say it’s also ridiculous that she later sat at an outdoor bar with me and the date? Regardless, it was that evening that I noticed she shivers when it gets chilly. So, I did it. I bought…

  • What Fries on Friday Really Mean

    Fries on Friday mean you have stopped eating fries every day of the week, even every other day. Fries on Friday mean eating fries only on Friday, and your chef is thrilled about your new lease on life. Fries on Friday mean you are slightly hung over from drinks on Thursday night out with someone…

  • Adding It Up

    Six months into it: My personal life in South Florida: Currently in the tank. Maybe I should have gone on that boat ride, after all. Kids: Excellent. And, yes, this counts for a lot. Job: Huge challenge, now that we are in season. Head spinning, ability to be polite fading fast. No, really, guests have…

  • As the Weeds Morph

    The phone was ringing and ringing, but every time I answered it, a fax tone blared in my ear. The private room was booked with a party of 26. Twice. No, you don’t understand, I don’t double book! Okay, I did once in D.C., but it worked out. This time I wasn’t so lucky, and…

  • Server Repair

    No, not the lunch staff. The server that brings RG to you is in dire need of extensive maintenance. Thus, my site will be down for most of Saturday, and possibly into Sunday morning. But I have a couple of posts I am working on for Sunday night, so please come back then! Happy weekend…

  • Baby on My Shoulder

    When you hold a baby over your shoulder, your shoulder aches. Even a 10-pound, 7-week-old baby is heavy, when you hold her over your shoulder. When you hold a baby over your shoulder, you are instantly transported back 19 years to the last time you held a baby of your own over your shoulder, and…