Tag: South Florida

  • Full Puck Circle

    Eight years ago, pretty much to the day, when RG Son was 15, the local rock station DC101 wanted to welcome back a hockey player after his week-long suspension for fighting (I know, don’t we all HATE the fighting in hockey? 😉 ). Richard Zednick, then playing for the Washington Capitals, had no doubt used…

  • Ode to Coletta

    She was long and sleek, but her legs were thin, almost spindly, and her eyes were too small to notice. Her body was her best trait, in all its shiny brownness. When I first saw her, I thought she was dead. But upon closer inspection, I realized she was simply taking a rest outside my…

  • Best South Florida Lines of 2007

    “You must be a real loser if you’re hanging out here all night.” This little ditty from the charming chap from Estonia who was miffed when my friend and I turned down his invitation to attend “a sex party with lots of sex, yes?” with him. “Thank you so much for accepting this dance with…

  • South Floridians–The Weather is PERFECT

    South Florida readers, don’t hate me for this, but I have to enlighten you on one thing, and it is not about clothing styles, because I am kind of loving the freedom to wear whatever I please down here. No, I want to counsel you, instead, on this whole “I would love to live where…