Restaurant Gal

  • So Very Tired

    I was so tired, I fell asleep sitting in my car at the car wash today. I woke up just as fast as I fell, much in the same way you nod off on a plane, when your head snaps down and up before you realize you were even asleep. I was so tired at…

  • The Accidental Wedding

    “Are you here alone?” asks the chef who works aboard a zillion-foot-long and equal amount of money’s-worth yacht. I have never seen this yacht nor met the owner, nor will I ever. But I do know that this chef has a staff that includes two sous chefs. As boat jobs go, I am guessing this…

  • Fresh Air

    Because my landlord let himself into my apartment yesterday, I am letting fresh air in through the open windows in every room of my apartment tonight. My landlord came in yesterday with no notice, even though he is supposed to give me 24 hours of such notice. He came in like the secretive snake that…

  • Across the Street

    Across the street is a single-level apartment complex. Complex is the wrong word. It is a handful of apartments that overlook a courtyard with a pool in which no one ever swims. It is almost cute from the outside, in all its pink stucco. Cute, that is, until four police cars swarmed the place one…

  • Life’s Drafts Unwritten

    It’s funny. I want to make reservations to go to Key West. I can’t wait to go to Key West. But I can’t commit to a date. I know I will go to Key West, sometime in May. But time is a-wasting. And I have no reservations. It’s perplexing. I know, without a doubt, there…

  • D.C. Dog Days

    It is cooling down after a glorious day of 80 degrees with a slight breeze, low humidity. This type of day occurs very occasionally in D.C.–maybe 14 days out of 352 each year. In South Florida, this is the type of day that occurs for months and months all winter. It is the type of…

  • Eight Peacocks Marching

    Make that four peacocks and four peahens, but they were very definitely marching down the middle of a busy road that defines one boundary of my eclectic neighborhood. In my neighborhood, I have seen every breed of dog, every color of feral cat, and every type of person wearing all manner of dress. In my…

  • Limbo Life

    There is a moment, a second, a glimmer of a tiny bit of time that is so fleeting, you may not know it when it is yours to grasp. I am convinced that every person on this earth has this moment. If they are blessed, they know this moment, own it, understand it, and then…

  • It’s All About Sex

    “What is the most romantic thing that has ever happened to you?” asks one of our lunch servers. She is in her 20s, has a one-year-old, and is mightily struggling to lose the last 20 pounds of her baby weight in time for the big wedding this summer when she marries the father of the…

  • ROCK CHALK…

    …JAYHAWKS!!!! All pools aside (even though I won mine!!!!) what an incredible game! What an incredible season for both KU football and basketball teams. Thank you, Jayhawks, for making it so much fun. Thank you, RG Daughter for the trip across country that allowed us to find this wonderful school and the cool town of…

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