I Will Know the Economy is Better When…

…people order something to drink other than water.

…men don’t share one ice tea.

…women don’t split a cup of soup.

…four adults don’t split two entrees and then ask for four separate checks.

You will hear it here, first.






8 responses to “I Will Know the Economy is Better When…”

  1. Biztone Avatar

    Wow… four adults, two entrees, and split checks.

    That’s pretty impressive! lol

    People are cheap

  2. ellenln Avatar

    i’ve been drinking water for the past year …. $2.50 for iced tea and 9 for a manhatten?? …. forget it!

  3. Restaurant Gal Avatar
    Restaurant Gal

    Biztone–Not so much cheap…scared, I guess.

    ellenin–Did you at least generously tip your server for pouring that water and attending to your table?

  4. Kim Ayres Avatar

    HEY RG!
    [clicks fingers]
    Bring us a glass of water with 4 straws!

  5. Restaurant Gal Avatar
    Restaurant Gal

    Kim–[me walking past your table] “Hey Kim! Why don’t you join those two guys at table 22 who are sharing the ice tea with two straws!” Of course, if you are with your cool family, I guess I could offer everyone their own glasses of water!

  6. ellenln Avatar

    *laugh* …. been a waitress off and on over 40 years …. might have a faint idea of how to tip … but i do expect to receive decent service …. it’s not rocket science

  7. Restaurant Gal Avatar
    Restaurant Gal

    ellenin–*laugh* …. Don’t make me send Upset Waitress to your table. 🙂

  8. Upset waitress Avatar

    Ellenin seems so cheap she prolly reuses her dirty douche bottles.